Technical Nautical Sanitation Terminology (Bogology)
Flush
The rosy pink glow, which comes over the face of a visitor to your boat when they work out how to use the heads.
Heads
Name for toilets on board, traditionally used by sailors to make everyone else (non-sailors) feel like right pratts.
Holding Tank
Final resting-place for the 97.39% of all the Guinness sold in waterside pubs and yacht clubs.
Poo
Small bear created by AA Milne.
Headroom
Small cabin where the yacht's toilet is located.
Sea Toilet
Heads with no door.
Lubricant
Ineffective version of Lubri"can".
Pan
Swivelling from side to side while seated.
Head Treatment System
Two parracetamols, taken the morning after a night at the yacht club.
Flexible Coupling
Sex in the fore-cabin of any boat under 7m length.
Diverter
Talking your partner into NOT coming sailing.